You went to the wrong neighborhood Sasuke !

Before executing their mission, Sasuke, Jugo, Suigetsu and Orochimaru went to a nearby bar to drink alcohol. After they finished drinking, Sasuke moved to a high vantage point and surveyed the village, noting that it had changed somewhat.

This place .. has changed quite a lot..
What's Sasuke doing CreepyPedoSnakeGuy-sama?
It's like before I decided to crush Konoha..
But we're in South Dakota right?
Exactly Aquaman! It's my first time to drink alcohol that time, just like Sasuke is now.
So you came here before crushing Konoha?
Yes, I almost destroyed this place, thanks to the president he reminded me that I'm just drunk.. we need his help now.. Jugo ! Call the president, he's the only one who can stop Sasuke now!!
Mr. President !! Please Bring Sasuke down here!!
You're not in Konoha Sasuke! You're in South Dakota
Huh? Are you blind? It's the Hokage Monument!
It's Mount Rushmore! Go Home Sasuke ! You're Drunk !!


*THE END*


Images used:
Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto Manga Chapter 618 [link]
Mount Rushmore from Wikipedia [link]

Naruto © Masashi Kishimoto